OH MY FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER GO HOME
PETITION TO HAVE A MOVIE MADE OUT OF THIS STORY.
Like A Boss!!! This just made my day
this is the cutest omfg
Used to be katzsoa.
This cutie is my boyfriend. This is our tag.
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
Just saw this in the mall- words cant describe how happy this made me.
woah!! i hate the puzzle piece gear but everything else is greatMuch better than singling individual kids out and talking trash about them.
I’m so glad this is just in the middle of the mall. It’s nothing special, it’s not trying to “warn” anyone, it’s just a friendly PSA. Plus, kids who are old enough to read but don’t know anything about Autism can learn and ask their parents questions.
I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me? So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes. ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me. I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me. Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind. ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles. Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all. Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”
Please Reblog if you think it’s alright for a young girl to have short hair
Ok so my sister [shes 10] wants to cut her hair short [similar to Rhianna] and my mom says that it’s wrong and ugly for a girl to cut her hair short [ive been told that yet I cut it] And I want to show her that that’s just not how things work, That any girl can have short hair if they want and still look “girly” or “ladylike” as my mom would say
This makes me extremely content.
Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.
You have my signature.
this just made my day thank you mr ruffalo
Okay, I checked and that is in fact Ruffalo’s official tumblr.
So I guess we can say we have a Hulk?
If you want proof on how Jade hides things from her friends, look at how Jadesprite behaves alone and around Jade. She’s sobbing uncontrollably, even on the battlefield hours (?) after her initial breakdown when she’s prototyped. And then as soon as Davesprite shows up - in other words, as soon as she knows someone besides herself can see her - she pulls herself together and stops crying. A few panels later, she’s even smiling.
I really doubt that’s solely because his personality is so wonderfully sunny he brings joy to all he encounters.
the meowrails’ first dead dreambubble meeting
:33 < YOU WERE STRONG ENOUGH TO FIGHT HIM WHAT WERE YOU EVEN DOING
:33 < DONT YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME
I just snorted so loudly I think I hurt myself
Oh sugar honey iced tea is my new favorite expletive.
so if you watch the star trek episode “space seed.”
you, in 2014, are watching an episode that aired in 1967, that takes place in the 23rd century, about people frozen since the 1990s, which was the future to people in the sixties, but canonically the past to the characters in TOS, and now the past to you.
so you’re watching a show from the past about the future about the past which was then the future but is now the past again.
And here they are:
Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold. Thermoceptors in the brain are used for monitoring internal body temperature.
Proprioception: The sense of where your body parts are located relevant to each other.
Chronoception: Sense of the passing of time. Your body has an internal clock.
Equilibrioception: The sense that allows you to keep your balance and sense body movement in terms of acceleration and directional changes.
Magentoception: This is the ability to detect magnetic fields. Unlike most birds, humans do not have a strong magentoception, however, experiments have demonstrated that we do tend to have some sense of magnetic fields.
Tension Sensors: These are found in such places as your muscles and allow the brain the ability to monitor muscle tension.
Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but it has it’s own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs).