Forgive the quality… I will redo this gif once we have the proper footage. Rumbelle dance footage was recorded by Jay Pineapple
This couple will be the death of me <3
Used to be katzsoa.
This cutie is my boyfriend. This is our tag.
"Doctor, what’s that on your head?"
"Oh, this? It’s a nest. Avilaneus iridius, I believe—gorgeous plumage, and excellent survival rates. The eggs are insulated enough that the mother doesn’t have to sit on them often, meaning that the iridius is the one species of bird known in the universe to take up hobbies, like knitting and cricket.”
"How do they hold the needles?"
"The same way they hold the bat, I assume. The eggs take about a month give or take to hatch. So that’s how long we have to wait!"
"Wait for what?"
"For the eggs to hatch. I can’t get up til then; I’ll disturb the nest."
"…you’re serious. You’re gonna sit here until the eggs hatch."
"Well I can’t disobey the will of Mother Nature, now can I!"
"I’m not waiting a month for bird eggs to hatch before you’ll finally get off your arse and take me home."
"Aw, come on, Clara! A month is nothing."
"When you live over a thousand years, perhaps, but it isn’t nothing for a human!"
"Just relax and enjoy the miracle of life!"
"No. Put the nest down."
"I can’t. They’re insulated against cold, not movement."
"So put it down gently, and let’s go!"
"No. The birds need me."
"…then I’ll find my own way home. Last time I shouted enough, the TARDIS gave me a lift; maybe it’ll happen again. Or I’ll hitchhike!"
"No, Clara, come back!"
"…I’ll get lonely! I’ll be lonely sitting here without you…for a month. A month can in fact be very, very long when you’re lonely.”
"Clara, I need you."
"…darn those sad eyes. Fine. Fine! I’ll stay."
Do you want to build a snowman..?
the concern on elsa’s face as she starts to fall though
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.
at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke. nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.
white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response. tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.
when you dont have enough money to pay for daycare AND dog sitting
This by far the most fucked up post on the internet.
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
Words. To. Live. By.
If I become an engineer I’m just going to have this GIF on my phone and when people ask me what I do for work I’m going to show it to them
If you struggle with self-care and see this, stop what you’re doing
- Have you eaten in the last 4ish hours?
- Have you had something to drink today?
- Can you have something, even if just milk or water or cup’o’noodles or toast with something yummy on it, if you haven’t, please?
- If you have any injuries, can you please take care of them for me
- Also please take any meds if you should and haven’t, yet?
Whatever you have or haven’t done today just know you’re super strong and I am so proud of you
Okay you can go back to blogging now~ <3
i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.
when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.
maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.
is that magic??
honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.
Someone write this story.
Hold My Hand
Ron Weasley sat alone in the hospital wing. Well, he wasn’t really alone, because there was someone in the bed next to him, but since that someone was petrified, it didn’t feel like there was anyone there.
It was looking less and less likely that they’d figure out what had done it, especially with the brains of the trio suddenly turned victim. All they could really hope for was a speedy cure.
One of Hermione’s arms was held out in front of her, but the other was flat at her side, its fingers slightly curled. Ron placed his hand over it, putting his fingers in the spaces between hers. Her digits were cold and stiff.
He would have given anything for them to miraculously turn warm under his touch, for them to curl around his, signaling him to look up at her face, to see her eyes blink and a smile spread across her face…
But the fingers stayed cold, and the face remained still, no matter how many times he lifted his head to check.
elsa + rapunzel
i… didn’t notice until i read the description……….
I actually did notice. I felt really uncomfortable looking through the pictures because I knew something was different. Her nose was nowhere that low and her eyes weren’t that shape. Yes I realize they are similar but they are not exact copies
one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty
[on diversity in media] I think its social responsibility. I think it’s our responsibility to stand up and say what we want. It think if you look at television in the past two years, it’s becoming the decade of the female. Like, all these new shows with female leads. Even if you look at television, as well as cable, as well as films, there’s been a resurgence, as far as the leading woman in Hollywood, which is great. And I think we’re also at the point now…you know, it’s interesting…x