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I'm a dedicated Whovian, but also a Sherlockian, Oncer, Potterhead, Kinglet, Nerdfighter, Homestuck, and lots of other things...

I love writing, reading, shipping, inspirational quotes, funny screenshots and gifsets...

I LOVE Alex Kingston, especially as River Song!

Used to be katzsoa; decided I wanted a fandom name.


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citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 41,675 notes
popsicle-stick:

strangely-poetic:

PLEASE READ, VIRUS GOING AROUND
EDIT: Okay, so this is the 3rd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this is a virus, no matter what name it says, because they change the names and send it on different blogs please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. HERES A LIST OF ALL VIRUS BLOGS THAT ARE CURRENTLY SPREADING THE VIRUS:
roppew
labagaww
savvbuw
natrgliuk
manoblofg
beautifultatoos
rebeccadreaming
hellxe
lovecoolart
get-over-there
artwonersloveworld
blogrettsposts
Also, I’ve noticed that all of the blogs that I’ve gotten this message from has a really cliche title like “beautiful landscapes” or “beautiful tattoos” so please watch out for that too. Do not click it, reblog and spread this as quickly as you can. 
ALSO IF YOU KNOW OF ANY MORE VIRUS BLOGS PLEASE ADD THEM THANK YOU SO MUCH KEEP THE WORD GOING

also i got one from a blog called ‘sveikk’

popsicle-stick:

strangely-poetic:

PLEASE READ, VIRUS GOING AROUND

EDIT: Okay, so this is the 3rd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this is a virus, no matter what name it says, because they change the names and send it on different blogs please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. HERES A LIST OF ALL VIRUS BLOGS THAT ARE CURRENTLY SPREADING THE VIRUS:

  • roppew
  • labagaww
  • savvbuw
  • natrgliuk
  • manoblofg
  • beautifultatoos
  • rebeccadreaming
  • hellxe
  • lovecoolart
  • get-over-there
  • artwonersloveworld
  • blogrettsposts
Also, I’ve noticed that all of the blogs that I’ve gotten this message from has a really cliche title like “beautiful landscapes” or “beautiful tattoos” so please watch out for that too. Do not click it, reblog and spread this as quickly as you can. 
ALSO IF YOU KNOW OF ANY MORE VIRUS BLOGS PLEASE ADD THEM THANK YOU SO MUCH KEEP THE WORD GOING

also i got one from a blog called ‘sveikk’

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 28,216 notes
fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 492,071 notes

I think I broke Harry Potter

karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?" or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.

However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.

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In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.

Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help. 

Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.

And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.

The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.

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Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 2,139 notes

angelrin89:

Being a writer is conflicting because you are both crying and hating yourself for hurting your babies, but then laughing manically at the pain you cause others while you drink up their tears like some kind of twisted villain.

….it’s complicated sometimes

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 108 notes
3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 1,127 notes
Person A: "What's the difference between a goat and a sheep?"
Me: "Disposition."
3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 1 note
Tagged as: #*shrug* 

Easter or Halloween?

  • Candy
  • at least one person in costume
  • story about someone coming back from the dead
4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 1 note

cuteness-daily:

Because everyone needs more cute puppies with outfits on their dash. :)

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 157,442 notes

lackadaisicallexicon:

YW Book 1: You Will Cry Over the Death of a Hypothetical Physical Phenomenon

YW Book 2: You Will Cry Over the Death of a Functionally Immortal Megalodon 

YW Book 3: You Will Cry Over Small Silicon-based Turtle Aliens

YW Book 4: You Will Cry Over A God-Indwelt Teenager’s Angst

YW Book 5: You Will Cry Over Every Page Of This Book

YW Book 6: You Will Cry Over A Strained Partnership and Residual Grief from Book Five

YW Book 7: You Will Cry Over The Sacrificing Nature Of An Alien Anime Prince and A Species Of Idyllic Aliens

YW Book 8: You Will Cry Over The Dog Dying And the Disappearance Of the Alien Prince from Book Seven

YW Book 9: You Will Cry Over the Fact That It Took Nine Books For The Main Characters To Admit They Liked Each Other

YW Book 10: We Don’t Know Yet But You Will Probably Cry

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 42 notes
ohthewhomanity:

enterprising-gentleman Pretty sure that’s the Cathedral of Learning at the University of Pittsburgh (anyone feel free to factcheck me)

(checks the notes on this post) yes, it is the Cathedral of Learning

ohthewhomanity:

enterprising-gentleman Pretty sure that’s the Cathedral of Learning at the University of Pittsburgh (anyone feel free to factcheck me)

(checks the notes on this post) yes, it is the Cathedral of Learning

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 16 notes
enterprising-gentleman Pretty sure that’s the Cathedral of Learning at the University of Pittsburgh (anyone feel free to factcheck me)

enterprising-gentleman Pretty sure that’s the Cathedral of Learning at the University of Pittsburgh (anyone feel free to factcheck me)

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 16 notes

enterprising-gentleman:

lackadaisicallexicon:

Can you imagine the YW characters playing D&D?

"Can Carmela play Eye of the Tiger on her lute every time I talk?"—Dairine, the Avenger

"Please tell me I am allowed to insult this orc on his poor attire."—Roshaun, the Mage

"Can I do a Charisma check to get this prostitute to pay for the privilege of sleeping with me?"—Carmela, the Bard

"Yes, this setting started out pre-industrial, but I don’t see why it should have to stay that way. I’m going to teach the dwarves about ion tech and worldgates.” —Sker’ret, the…I forget what engineering-related classes there are in D&D but I know they exist…

"Okay, yes, Nita, that might be technically allowed, but I’m not sure it’s in the spirit of the rules…” —Tom Swale, the DM

"I don’t see how exponentially multiplied firepower isn’t in the spirit of the rules. Isn’t the point to be creative?” —Nita Callahan, the Sorcerer

"I’m gonna need a great roll on this Diplomacy check, I can already tell. If not, well, then we go to plan B.” —Kit Rodriguez, the Fighter

"I get the feeling I should have prepared more healing spells for you all." —Filif, the cleric

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 44 notes
And sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in.
Jane Austen (via citythatistocome)
4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 40 notes
fuocogo:

guess who got her tablet pen today.
tried to see if i still knew what I was doing.

fuocogo:

guess who got her tablet pen today.

tried to see if i still knew what I was doing.

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 13,406 notes